This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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