Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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