and you said cock pushups were impossible
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
