my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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