She announced her abortion via fbk
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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