Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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