the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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