Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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