Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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