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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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