I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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