Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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