just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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