check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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