And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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