Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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