I'm really into asian looking animals
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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