This girl is more easily done than said...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There's always time for handjobs
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
