I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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