Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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