love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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