Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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