IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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