Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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