I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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