y did u give ur computer a hand job?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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