I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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