We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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