belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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