Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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