Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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