Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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