...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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