Walk of Shame. In a state park.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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