you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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