Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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