just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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