My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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