all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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