ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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