hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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