Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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