No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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