I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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