nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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