Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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