Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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