I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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