playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
BRING THE BAGELS
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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