How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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