He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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