I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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