17 year olds will be the death of me.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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