I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
