I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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