Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He did a backflip because drugs
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