Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Boobs are out for the taking
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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